100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman

> > 1. Working / Earning not mandatory.
> >
> > 2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the
> bar.
> >
> > 3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.
> >
> > 4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
> >
> > 5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get
> tickets.
> >
> > 6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
>
> >
> > 7. We don't have to worry about the purse when
> we shop
> > with men.
> >
> > 8. We can marry rich and then not have to
> work.
> >
> > 9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
>
> >
> > 10. Men take us on all expense paid trips
> >
> > 11. We always get place to sit when using
> public
> > transport.
> >
> > 12. Easy to get a ride.
> >
> > 13. Men hold the door open for us.
> >
> > 14. Jewels looks good on us.
> >
> > 15. We lie better.
> >
> > 16. We're better manipulators.
> >
> > 17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we
> fight
> > with our other halves - you guys get the couch.
> >
> > 18. We always have food in the fridge.
> >
> > 19. We don't worry about losing our hair.
> >
> > 20. We always get to choose the movie.
> >
> > 21. We don't have to mow the lawn.
> >
> > 22. We don't have to take out the garbage.
> >
> > 23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.
> >
> > 24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call
> is
> > enough.
> >
> > 25. We can easily show our disappointments or
> disapprovals.
> >
> > 26. We can con our way out of anything - not
> just dig
> > ourselves deeper into a hole.
> >
> > 27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a
> real bonus
> > when its cold.
> >
> > 28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble.
> Men
> > have to manage themselves.
> >
> > 29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the
> first time
> > you can walk all over em forever.
> >
> > 30. We can cry in public. Men cant.
> >
> > 31. We don't feel shy to cry.
> >
> > 32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.
> >
> > 33. Sweat is sexy on us.
> >
> > 34. We never run out of excuses.
> >
> > 35. You guys may get to think about sex 200
> times a day,
> > but we could be having it that often.
> >
> > 36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our
> friends.
> >
> > 37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we
> NEVER have
> > to give back.
> >
> > 38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the
> time because
> > men screw up so often.
> >
> > 39. We can give "the look" that will make any
> > man want to cower in the corner.
> >
> > 40. Women are cleaner.
> >
> > 41. We know how to make up stories.
> >
> > 42. We're better arguers.
> >
> > 43. We don't always have to think with our
> genitals.
> >
> > 44. We don't have to worry if we are plump. Men still
> > like us.
> >
> > 45. We're better parents.
> >
> > 46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend
> night.
> >
> > 47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing,
> and
> > able men.
> >
> > 48. We're flexible.
> >
> > 49. When women get upset, we don't destroy
> property or
> > hurt people - we just take it out on the world in
> general
> > because we can.
> >
> > 50. Easy to make friendships.
> >
> > 51. Much easy to get a date.
> >
> > 52. Men have to be in uniform.
> >
> > 53. We can do makeup anywhere
> >
> > 54. If we do heavy purchase we don't have to carry
> > those things. Men are there.
> >
> > 55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.
> >
> > 56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.
> >
> > 57. We often get to cut in line (Queue).
> >
> > 58. Most women actually look good in short
> shorts -
> > men DON'T.
> >
> > 59. Better tips.
> >
> > 60. Women who don't wear underwear are
> considered sexy
> > and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting
> >
> > 61. We have mastered civilized eating - we
> don't
> > embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in
> public.
> >
> > 62. Women can go a day without showering or
> shaving and
> > not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long
> pants
> > and perfume!
> >
> > 63. We can connive men into doing our homework,
> writing
> > our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.
> >
> > 64. We don't have excessive amounts of body
> hair.
> >
> > 65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.
> >
> > 66. We don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a
> > smile is enough.
> >
> > 67. We are always smart.
> >
> > 68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get
> hit in
> > return.
> >
> > 69. We don't have to lie to boast ourselves
> better.
> >
> > 70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest
> to the
> > road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.
> >
> > 71. Women sweat less.
> >
> > 72. Women smell better.
> >
> > 73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we
> don't
> > have to waste money on flowers or cards
> >
> > 74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves,
> rapists
> > and cheats.
> >
> > 75. We don get charged if we tease men in public.
> >
> > 76. We can be late to the office.
> >
> > 77. We don't get embarrassed when buying
> tampons.
> >
> > 78. We're better gossips.
> >
> > 79. We have better fashion sense.
> >
> > 80. We're better shoppers.
> >
> > 81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves
> to
> > impress a man.
> >
> > 82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't
> > sleeping with anyone.
> >
> > 83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all
> > about (and I'm not gonna tell you)
> >
> > 84. We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know
> it and
> > use it to our extreme advantage.
> >
> > 85. We don't have to drive when on a date.
> >
> > 86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new
> hairdo to
> > become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.
> >
> > 87. We can search for hours together in a shop not
> > necessary to buy.
> >
> > 88. Don't have to maintain great physique.
> >
> > 89. Women look better naked
> >
> > 90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to
> > dancing.
> >
> > 91. When women are short, we're petite.
> When men are
> > short, they're just short.
> >
> > 92. Women do less time for violent crimes.
> >
> > 93. Women don't have to worry about not being
> able to
> > get it up.
> >
> > 94. There are many hands to lift us when we slip
> to
> > ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.
> >
> > 95. And we don't have to feel shy about falling down.
> >
> > 96. Women's conversations generally consist of
> more
> > than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"
> >
> > 97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad
> mood.
> >
> > 98. The remote control is not an extension of
> ourselves.
> >
> > 99. Women are sexier.
> >
> > 100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY
> we want
> > it.........!